Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drunk. Show all posts

Saturday, September 26, 2009

I LOVE HIM

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I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. WORDS...THEY CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM. WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE LOVE HIM? WHY DOESN'T THE REST OF THE WORLD ACCEPT MY LOVE? I WANT HIM TO BE SO SUCCESSFUL AND HAPPY. I WANT HIM TO BE AROUND FOREVER. HE'S THE GREATEST PERSON TO EVER LIVE. I LOVE HIM. OH...AND BUY HIS SONG ON ITUNES. IT'S FUCKING AMAZING!

I AM NOT DRUNK, DAMMIT! WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING ME THAT?

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY? (IGNORE THE HEIDI)

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ZOZIZZLE. WHERE ARE THEY? I'M SO DISTRAUGHT RIGHT NOW. COME BACK TO ME NINA/MICHAEL

Saturday, January 31, 2009

Battlestar Galactica 4.13 "The Oath"

Wow.  Wow.  This has been a good week for TV.  First an awesome episode of Lost in "Jughead" (DESMOND!!!!!) and now quite possibly one of my favorite episodes of BSG ever!  Certainly one of the best of the whole season, and by far the most intense.  
Because this episode?  INTENSE. Holy shit!  I can't even really be coherent or deep about anything that happened this episode because I spent the majority of it in a ball on my couch rocking back and forth, totally inconsolable.  I was near tears the entire time and I still can't get over it.  It was one of the best episodes but also one of the worst.  Everything was just so horrible.  I used to love Gaeta (Always hated Zarek.  He can go DIAF for all I care), but now how can I ever like Gaeta ever again?  I'm so conflicted!  While I think that Gaeta and Zarek have a little bit of a point in what they stand for, I cannot stand behind the craziness they've caused and I LOVED when Adama said Gaeta would die with nothing.  
There were some pretty awesome things in this episodes though.  Starbuck and Apollo kicking ass (and making out! yay!) was awesome!  I missed this Starbuck.  And Tigh and Adama, guns blazing?  Hell yeah!  I also liked seeing Tyrol helping out and being non-crazy, and Roslin finally getting up and taking charge!
Things I really really didn't like?  Anything that happened to Caprica Six, Anders, Hera, Athena, HELO!!!!!!  If anything happens to these guys I will be done.  DONE!  I was so disturbed when they were beating up Anders (Seelix, you bitch!) and Helo, I was almost sick to my stomach.  Ugh!  I hate all this!
And yet...I love it.  It was just so dramatic and tense and action-packed and had a ton of things in it that make me love this show.  I can't wait to see the continuation next week, even though I'm also terrified.  Tigh can't really be dead, right?  And they wouldn't actually throw Adama out the airlock, yes?  Oh gods...someone hold me, I'm feeling upset again :(.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Twilight Movie Review

5 words to describe Twilight the movie:  Zzzzzzzz.  Chagrin.  Dazzle.  Unintentional laughter.
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A special Ashitaka's Angels guest blogger, The Derelict, Twilight movie review:
Confession:  I've never read the books.  Another confession:  Thank the Lord for small favors.  This movie was boring.  I was drunk while I watched it but not drunk enough.  I would have had to have been stone drunk wasted passed out in the corner to have been drunk enough to see this movie.  It was just plain boring.  There is nothing worse in cinema but to be boring and unvisual.  This movie was unvisual (did I mention I'm still drunk from the thought of having to even review the boringness that is this movie).  I will recap this movie in five words.  Ready?  Go.
Rain
Wooden
Vampires
Glitter-sweat
Okay, you've seen the movie now.  Don't hate me for removing five seconds from your life.  Blame Stephanie Meyer's bedroom fantasies.  Seriously girl, make out with your husband before it's too late.
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Fantastic review, Derelict.  The only person who could describe it better is Edward Cullen himself:
Oh yeah....I'm dazzled.